Total Medals Earned: 150 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,810 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
You opened your very first arcade!
You unlocked the ability to read customers thoughts!
You can finally tidy up all that mess!
You completed the first game challenge!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/185 points)
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/265 points)
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 25,000
Achieve a perfect round
Lose on the first round
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 5/10 (40/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
Medals Earned: 11/15 (290/490 points)
Help Nuckelavee enjoy his party
Help Cobra Servant awaken his master
Help Baphomet cross the River of Exile
Unlock all demon profiles
Help Ivar get his guitar back and save the Apocalypse Tour
Help Boar Servant find his master's missing sunglasses
Have a psychedelic experience
Collect all ingredients and distribute every drug
Buy your soul back and leave Hell
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 2
Complete The Game
Complete Level 3
Medals Earned: 6/8 (150/300 points)
Finish the first mission!
Finish the second mission!
Finish the third mission!
Finish the fourth mission!
Finish the fifth mission!
Finish the sixth mission!
Finish the seventh mission!
Finish the last mission with 3 re-rolls!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (160/370 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!